so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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