ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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