I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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