We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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