when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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