I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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