You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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