I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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