is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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