We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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