I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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