Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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