hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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