D3 body, D1 cock
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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