At least make sure they are 18
Why
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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