No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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