I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
