I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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