dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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