I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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