I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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