i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
