WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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