Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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