Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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being pregnant is like rehab
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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