I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
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I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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