i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My penis needs a shock collar
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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