Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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