She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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