Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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