My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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