Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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