I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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