No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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