My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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