So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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