member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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