I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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