Don't make out with my wife yet
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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