Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
