Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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