Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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