Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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