How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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