Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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