I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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