that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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