What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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