I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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