I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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