Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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