Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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