At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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