im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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