Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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